
If you haven't read last post this won't make much sense. After reading the post last night John said, "so why don't you just call me a pansy who likes to wear dresses at night?" in reference to the faint-ish remark. So let me make another statement: John is not a faint-ish pansy. I mean, this DUDE wears clothes over and over again after picking them up off the floor from what he calls his "clean" pile. He refuses to wear much other than his trusty ole navy t-shirt that I'm begging him to just let go of. He has some way cool patchwork shorts that his lovely wife bought him that remain in the dresser for fear of looking like the guy whose wife dressed him. He has a really hard time wearing the light pink shirt that I bought him. He would eat hot dogs for the rest of his life if I'd let him. He calls chicken grilled on the George Foreman Grill dinner, and even more, good nutrition when paired with a vitamin. Doing laundry means dropping everything off at the cleaners and picking it up the next day. He didn't know how to swaddle a baby or change a diaper before last night's newborn care class. He writes rap music, need I say more??? Even if you are a bit faint-ish, I love you with all my heart and would rather have you passed out by my side than anyone that I know on their very best day! You are going to be a wonderful father and you are a wonderful husband!
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The general convention is 2 good things and then 1 bad thing when criticizing another. I think Mrs. Telford is off in number as well as order. Additionally, the trick to wearing cloths straight from the floor is keeping a nice layer of junk between said clothing and dirty unvacuumed carpet. -unkempt/unhousebroken husband
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